Football Jokes : Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics Paperback
Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around.
Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast? Fry-day.
- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 112 pages, black & white illustrations
- Publisher: Pan Macmillan
- Publication Date: 05/06/2014
- Category: Humour & jokes (Children's/YA)
- ISBN: 9781447254614