Fame. Fortune. Screaming girls. The adoration of strangers. I've had it all before, yet nothing could have prepared this Horny Little Devil for his new life in the City of Angels.
Sacked as the coach of the Andorra rugby team and on the run from the sister I never knew I had, I decided to head west, vowing to win back my wife and daughter from a risk assessor predicting economic doom for the world.
Imagine my shock when I discovered that my old dear, on a nationwide book tour, was already busy charming America out of its collective elasticated pants.
With Trevion, a 1991 Gulf War-veteran-turned-celebrity Svengali, on my side, not to mention my brand new bromance with a gym instructor called Harvey, I was determined to become more famous than even her.
But one nose job and one abdominal resculpt later, I no longer knew where reality ended and reality TV began...
- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 416 pages, Illustrations
- Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
- Publication Date: 03/06/2010
- Category: Modern & contemporary fiction (post c 1945)
- ISBN: 9781844881772