Mock the Week: Next Year's Book : All-new Scenes We'd Like to See, Hardback Book

Mock the Week: Next Year's Book : All-new Scenes We'd Like to See Hardback

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From the makers of the bestselling Mock the Week: This Year's Book comes this laugh-out-loud funny collection of one-liners for, well, the year after.

Jam-packed with near-the-knuckle, quickfire gags, categories include: UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ ON THE BACK OF A BOOK: 'Incredibly moving, the book of the year' Whizzer and Chips BAD THINGS TO HEAR IN HOSPITAL: 'Can you feel that?

You can feel my finger? Do you like it? Does it feel good? Sh*t, the doctor's here.' UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ IN A ROMANCE NOVEL: It was love at first sight -- she a beautiful heiress, he a donkey in a hat.

UNLIKELY BOARD GAME INSTRUCTIONS: Having taken the cards out of your rectum, shuffle them and give everyone the maximum they will accept.

UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON A PA SYSTEM: 'Could the man who has just been decapitated in Coach 6 please stop pressing the emergency button.'

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  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 160 pages, col. Illustrations
  • Publisher: Pan Macmillan
  • Publication Date:
  • Category: TV tie-in humour
  • ISBN: 9780752227368

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