Football Jokes : Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics Paperback
Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around.
Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby?When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football?The ghoulie, of courseWhy is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines?They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch?An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch?Well-armed!How can a footballer stop his nose running?Put out a foot and trip it up. What's the best day for a footballer to eat bacon and eggs for breakfast?Fry-day.
- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 112 pages
- Publisher: Pan Macmillan
- Publication Date: 05/06/2014
- Category: Humour & jokes (Children's/YA)
- ISBN: 9781447254614