If the scrawl of red pen and a note from teacher to 'see me after class' are familiar memories from your school days, then you are not alone.
In School Fail, readers will find a fantastic selection of the side-splitting bloopers, mistakes and misunderstandings that kids have boldly come out with in their school work: from the innocent mispronunciations of younger children, to the facetious, inventive, or just downright stupid remarks of older students who should know better.
For example: Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar; 'John Milton wrote Paradise Lost.
Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.'; 'The earth is surrounded by the moon, the sun, Mars and Penis.' Ridiculously funny and endlessly entertaining, School Fail celebrates the unique - and usually entirely unintentional - humour of students everywhere, guaranteed to have readers of any age howling in disbelief.
- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 192 pages, Illustrations
- Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books Ltd
- Publication Date: 06/10/2011
- Category: Schools
- ISBN: 9781843176893