The trouble with being a vampire is ...You can't get a decent haircut.
You live on guinea-pig blood. And even worse, most of the world's population wants to kill you.
For no good reason. Nina Harrison became a vampire in 1973, when she was fifteen.
Since then, life's been one big drag - mostly because she spends all her time with a bunch of vampires, in a vampire therapy group.
Then one of them gets staked by an anonymous vampire slayer, and things become even worse: while tracking down the culprit, Nina and her fellow vampires end up in the middle of an illegal werewolf-fighting racket, and find themselves the target of some genuine villains who'll stop at nothing to get their werewolf back.
- Format: Paperback
- Pages: 352 pages
- Publisher: Hachette Children's Group
- Publication Date: 04/06/2009
- Category: Non-fiction
- ISBN: 9781847247780