The thoughts of schoolboy William Brown; "That actor bloke Martin Jarvis has helped me rekord this audio.
He thinks he can tork like me, but he can't. I sound better. So pay no attention to him. Just listen to me telling you about the most important things in life!" Listings: My Summer Holiday; What's Wrong with Civilizashun; The Job I'd Like Best; Commonsense About Holidays; School is a Waste of Time; My Day in London; Something Like a Change; I'll Tell You What's Wrong with Christmas; Home for the Holidays; William's Christmas Presents; Christmas Day with William; and New Year's Day.
- Format: CD-Audio
- Publisher: Canongate Books Ltd
- Publication Date: 31/12/1999
- Category: School
- ISBN: 9781901768534