Mock the Week: Brand Spanking New Scenes We'd Like to See, Hardback Book

Mock the Week: Brand Spanking New Scenes We'd Like to See Hardback



Modern life is a minefield. Fortunately, the creators of Mock the Week are here to give you advice on the important things in life: from office etiquette to camping holidays, the worst things to hear while sitting on the toilet -- and what not to say when passing through Customs . . . Categories include:Unlikely Things to Hear at a Funeral: 'Could whoever that is stop knocking, I'm trying to do the Eulogy!'Unlikely Things to Say on Your First Day in Prison: 'How thoughtful!

Someone's left a bucket of chocolate mousse in the corner of my cell.'Guide to Keeping Tropical Fish: For a special treat, pour a smoothie slowly into the fish tank.

They love that.Mountaineering Tips: Try to make sure you are accompanied by an experienced mountaineer or, failing that, someone really fat who will make for a soft landing.Medical Self-Diagnosis: If it comes out faster than gravity would normally allow, then there's something wrong.


  • Format: Hardback
  • Pages: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Pan Macmillan
  • Publication Date:
  • Category: TV tie-in humour
  • ISBN: 9781447269632



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