Summary of Ali Wong's Dear Girls EPUB

Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book.

Book Preview: #1 I had been living in New York for a year in 2009 when I met a man at a bar. I had been using a method that kept my blood flowing, even when my hands were cold, and he stayed hard. But when we made first contact, his boner melted into a wet Cheeto.

#2 I was looking forward to having fun in New York City, but after five consecutive pudding penises, I began to want a boyfriend. The single life in New York was not just disappointing, it was lonely.

#3 I had spent two post-college years backpacking through Asia solo, so I felt like I had earned my Cheryl Strayed self-reflection-journey points. I was ready for meaningful, caring companionship. I craved a steady sexual partner.

#4 When you date a fellow Asian American, the hygiene standards are generally more aligned. Your friends automatically take off their shoes at the entrance of your home, but with other people you have to police them right when they come in the door and remind them to do it the next time.