The Last Stand of Chuck Norris: 400 All-New Facts About The Most Terrifying Man In The Universe : 400 All-New Facts About The Most Terrifying Man In The Universe EPUB

CHUCK NORRIS IS BACK. START RUNNING.
In the time it takes you to read this sentence, chuck Norris will free two hundred POW's from a Vietnamese prison camp, roundhouse kick Saturn, and expose a dozen lucky women to a love so intense that they will be incinerated. In this follow-up to the bestselling trilogy of The Truth About Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, and Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped, Ian Spector has gathered four hundred brand-new facts about the master of mortification and obliteration, including:
Chuck Norris commits armed robbery with other people's arms. The spurs on Chuck Norris's boots have a three-ton towing capacity When Chuck Norris claps with one hand, the sound is deafening. The Mona Lisa didn't smile before Chuck Norris spent a night in the Louvre. Chuck Norris we put a man on the moon because Chuck Norris was the one who threw him there. ON A DEADLINESS SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, THIS BOOK CLOCKS IN AT INFINITY . . . TIMES FOUR.