The Second Coming Paperback / softback

God takes a look at the Earth around the time of the Renaissance and everything looks pretty good - so he takes a holiday.

In Heaven-time this is just a week's fishing trip, but on Earth several hundred years go by.

When God returns, he finds all hell has broken loose: world wars, holocausts, famine, capitalism and 'fucking Christians everywhere'.

There's only one thing for it. They're sending the kid back. JC, reborn, is a struggling musician in New York City, trying to teach the one true commandment: Be Nice!

His best chance to win hearts and minds is to enter American Pop Star.

But the number one show in America is the unholy creation of a record executive who's more than a match for the Son of God ...

Steven Stelfox.