Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards : We Don't Care So You Don't Have To EPUB

Fueled by the internet and dysfunctional families, the 21st Century is full of complicated relationships that defy traditional greeting cards - until now. Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards handles even the trickiest of encounters and relationships with neither grace, common decency nor respect for one's fellow man or woman. Just honesty. A small sample of "problems solved":• Internet Dates are fatter than they appear• Post (and No) Hook-Up Cards (M4W, W4M)• Erectile Dysfunction (M4W, W4M, Gay Man for Gay Man)• First-time Anal Sex (Giver & Receiver)• Shocking Weight Gain• Excessive PDA• Excessive drinking and / or screwing at work function• Happy Step-Mother’s Day• Your Mom’s a Milf• Slutty Daughter, Slutty Mom• Christmas for Agnostics• Undeserved Promotions• Under-Age Sex• For My Stalker• Bad Wedding Gifts• Get Well Soon (STD’s)• Disappointing Son, Disappointing Father• Mistook you for the help• I slept with your husband• Ugly BabiesCreated and Written by Michael Griffin