Classic Classroom Clangers, Paperback Book

Classic Classroom Clangers Paperback

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'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George.

We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.

A hilarious collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education.

SCIENCE Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives Germinate: to become a naturalised German NATURE STUDY Fish swim about in shawls HISTORY Q: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell? A: With a hyphen THE NOTICE BOARD The Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 12.30pm.

Please use the back door.

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  • Format: Paperback
  • Pages: 185 pages, Black & white illustrations throughout
  • Publisher: Pavilion Books
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  • Category: Humour collections & anthologies
  • ISBN: 9781861053336

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