How to Be a Man eAudiobook MP3

BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT!Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You're wrong if you think one man can't be a jack AND a master of all trades.In this special audio edition of How To Be A Man, you'll hear from the horsie's mouth how to be a proper god amongst men.

You'll learn how to boss a job interview - remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs.

You don't want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul.

I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, '7 down, 1 up,' where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you'll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man - there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry.

But I'm not giving you any more details than that, mate - you'll have to buy the book.I actually only managed to write 13,000 words so I've had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content.

You're actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too - just ignore those voicemails.

I didn't mean to include those.So sit back, relax, light a candle.

Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out - I don't judge - and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.